Stop Jerking, Jerk!

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1
"Sure, a lot of guys vigorously clean their dicks after their workout,"

Congratulations, I am submitting this to the Rhetorical Gambit Hall of Fame!
2
Actually, I've seen this too. I don't scrub my junk that vigorously. Why such vigorous junk scrubbing, guys?
3
Are you sure he wasnt washing his hands? Making bubbles? God forbid working out? Are you a peeper? a sneaker? Next time I suggest making a gesture of " HEY STOP WASHING YOUR HANDS!" is always a great ice breaker.
4
I agree fully with Anon. First time ever!
5
I'm sorry. I got carried away.