I know you won't sit on a public toilet seat because you think it's disgusting. NEWSFLASH: YOU ARE THE WORST OFFENDERS FOR MAKING PUBLIC RESTROOMS DISGUSTING. I sit, and I never leave pee on the seat. You, however, leave your piss all over the seat, the bowl, the floor—and then you just leave it there! Ugh! Carry some sanitizer wipes or something, you stupid bitch!
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