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Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Barstool Politician AKA FUCKTARD 2000
Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Jun 1, 2011 at 3:08 PM
You. With the loud, booming voice. A shrill, braying toneless snort. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I didn't come to the bar to hear about politics. Or anything you have to say. Stop talking like the whole world wants to be in a conversation with you. I got up and moved to the other side of the bar AND STILL I CAN HEAR YOU. YOU FUCKING MORON. How original. You don't believe in schools, or people that have kids, or roads or anything BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID. When I tended bar I called people like you "Till Killers" because you drive people out of the bars and home. I hope I see which cars is yours next time so I can pee on it when I leave to drink in peace. Dick.
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