To the psychotic female driver in the blue car zooming through the Pearl District yesterday:
What in the Sam Hill is wrong with you? I get that the guy who crossed against a light was an ass. But when he did it, there was no one coming. Then you hang a quick left and then sped up as he was crossing the road. What the fuck is your problem? He was annoying, sure but that doesn't give you an excuse to lose your shit. I also get that Oregon has ridiculously lenient car-hitting-people laws but still, would you have really wanted to crush some guy just because he crossed against a light.
I also doubt that whatever it was you were doing couldn't have waited the 30 seconds it would have taken him to get over to Ben and Jerry's. Jesus.
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