Fuck you to the asshole who gave me a ticket for placing my parking sticker on the wrong side of my car. I just wanted to take my 17 month old son to the Farmer's Market downtown and it ended up costing me $38.00. I don't go downtown that often, so I'm not used to how the whole parking situation works. I made an honest mistake, and you screwed me over. You could've warned me, but you didn't. Instead you gave me a ticket. It's nice to know that my tax dollars are being wisely spent employing scum like you just so our streets are safe from people who place their parking stickers incorrectly.
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