Fuck you to the asshole who gave me a ticket for placing my parking sticker on the wrong side of my car. I just wanted to take my 17 month old son to the Farmer's Market downtown and it ended up costing me $38.00. I don't go downtown that often, so I'm not used to how the whole parking situation works. I made an honest mistake, and you screwed me over. You could've warned me, but you didn't. Instead you gave me a ticket. It's nice to know that my tax dollars are being wisely spent employing scum like you just so our streets are safe from people who place their parking stickers incorrectly.
Facist Portland Parking Police
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