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Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Hands Up and Give Me All of your Milk
Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Every time I go to your store to get me some goods, do I have to be followed by your ass watching everything I do? No. Just last week you told me to stop stealing from your shop. That my kind is stealing. Shut up for once and listen. Do I go directly to you and ask you if you have milk? If your out of it? Either. I walk in glazing around seeing if there`s anything id like to buy besides what I usually shop at your store. If my white short hair mixed with Hawaiian Indian heritage makes you feel uncomfortable, then you just gotta say it, and I`ll gladly re direct you to various support groups which will be able to help you. (I´ll laugh the day you`ll run out of milk, because that`s all that`s in store in your mall business)
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