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Thursday, July 14, 2011


Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 1:28 PM

Dear wedding performing ministers: please file the appropriate paperwork before you agree to perform a wedding! If you space it out- APOLOGIZE TO THE BRIDE ND GROOM!!! It might not seem like a big deal to you, perhaps you would just call it a technicality, but when you spend over ten grand on a destination event with an outcome in sight, inviting all your closest friends and family- many traveling 3,000-7,0000 miles- and said outcome is invalidated, it’s a big fucking deal!!! And shame on you all the more if the bride and groom are supposed to be your family.

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