To my inconsiderate douchebag neighbor.. Will you PLEASE stop fouling these rare mild summer evenings by building your "smoke" in your firepit? I would call it a fire but I wonder what it is exactly you're throwing on that thing. Do you soak your wood in a bucket of water before you attempt to burn it? The 14 other people who live on your block would like at least ONE evening where we can open our windows and doors without having to deal with 2 feet of visibility for half a square mile so you can enjoy your "fire".
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