Dear unpleasant bitch: I enjoy PDX pop now every year, and I applaud the efforts the community makes to allow kids access to amazing local music, even if it means i have to pull one aside to say "hey quit throwing your elbows out in the mosh pit, its affecting my fun" but you, you are a full grown lady, with sharp fucking elbows. The kids listen, but i had to come back to you a second time and talk to you like a fucking child. this is not a metal show, there is no way you thought that wouldn't hurt people, people like me and my xyphoid process. You are not entitled to the front of the pit, you do not need to protect your "photographer" boyfriend, he seemed to be doing fine without you. I hope you get hit in the head with a rock and are rendered unable to enjoy music.
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