Thank you for attracting the amazing person who found my lost car key at Horning's last weekend and turned it into the lost and found in the medical tent. Sir or madam-you are a hero, a saint, a person whose magic and wonder know no equal. I am committed to doing 7 good deeds to equalize my kharmic debt. The multiplier effect of your act shall be felt across Portland and maybe even the universe. All hail the finder of lost keys!! Here's a hug.
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