To the family at the starlight parade (yeah it was a while ago, but bet your ass there will be another one next year) could you please leave you massive husky at home? This is after all a parade geared toward families and especially children. While I get that he's a part of your family, he sure as fuck ain't a part of mine. So imagine my disgust, when your FILTHY dog not only sat on my blanket, but close to my child's food. The urge to not curb stomp not only him but you took a countdown from 200 from me. There are plenty of dog friendly functions in town, this one ain't it. Save that shit for last Thursday.
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