Hey asshats on I-5, for the love of God, please stop camping out in the passing lanes!!! These lanes are for fucking passing, not driving 58 miles per hour whilst listening to Morning Edition. Is this essential driving skill no longer taught in driver's ed in Oregon anymore?!?! Please move over once in a while to keep traffic flowing. I shouldn't have pass you shitbirds in the far right lane. That's the SLOW lane.
Idiots in the Passing Lane
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