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Thursday, August 4, 2011

Magnum XXS

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 8:18 PM

When I met you at loft I thought you were kinda cute. But now I know the truth, that you're a chauvinist alcoholic who is still sleeping with there EX wife & EX girlfriend I wanted Nothing to do with you. I found all of that out afterwards.

But why do you use a Magnum XL condom when in fact you have a Pinky. Do you think I don't know what XXL cock looks like because I went running back to my XXL F.B. ( well I walked over 8K home @ 3am )!!

I don't understand why your EX wife & EX girlfriend have a love triangle with a PINKY. Hey get a magnifying glass out, wait do you see something No? You are Not XXL!! Start using XXS condoms!! Okay??! Safe sex 4ever

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