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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Dear Hipster Bike Commuters,

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Aug 11, 2011 at 5:50 PM

Don't you dare fucking flip me off when I don't stop for you. Maybe I've been in traffic for an hour and because you JUST got off the bus on MLK at rush hour doesn't mean I have to drop every fucking thing so you can cross the street ASAP. Maybe I've been stopped at every light - maybe I just had a fucking terrible day at work and just want to be at home.
So calm yourself, you will get to cross the street. You're not better than me because you ride your bike. You don't have the RIGHT OF WAY, RIGHT NOW on the busiest street at rush hour. Fuck you.

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