Oh, I know! I will submit an I,Anonymous! But instead of a rant about hipsters/bikes/old men staring at my tits, it will be nothing but inane ramblings! How whimsical! How FUCKING TWEE!!!!!!!! Commenters will wonder what drugs i'm on! I love Portland!

Fuck you and the 20 lice-ridden urban hobo-clowns you share a two-bedroom house with. Acting like an attention-starved 10 year old retard is fine, but stay the fuck away from I,Anonymous. That is all.