dear hipsters who live next to me. your dog is a fucking asshole. while you and your ilk lounge on the lawn drunk on shitty beer and irony, your fucking dog (twice now) runs up to my dog who is ON A FUCKING LEASH and ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING STREET and fucks with him. your dog, in case you are too fucking high to notice, is a scary ass looking pitbull. i don't give a shit if your all like "oh she's really sweet, she's nice, she doesn't bite." your dog sucks, she tries to hump and bite my dog and if she does it again I'm going KICK HER IN HER ASSHOLE HEAD. fuck you. clean up your yard and put your dog in the fucking house.
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