Dear poolside parson.. after i work out at the gym i like to swim some laps and kick back in the hot tub for a bit. Unfortunately; there you are.. running your yakkety yapper nonstop. Without a greeting you immediately and directly engage anyone within earshot, moving toward their personal space and spewing forth a strident tsunami of christian science crap. Your holier than thou, know it all rants are condescending and your total disregard for people's desire to wind down is incredibly rude. If your eyes were really so open you would see that there is a big word painted on the wall right in front of your fanatical face. It says RELAX.
Hot Water Cleric
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