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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Mr. Important Neighbor

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 3:48 PM

How could I be so thoughtless? The path of concrete between our houses really IS important, as are you. I've neglected your needs in keeping this area pristine so that your "clients" can flee through my back yard if a passerby should call 911 during a "transaction." The fact that I've been injured, have no medical care and a heaping pile of debt is clearly no excuse for neglecting such a needy patch of pavement, even if the stuff you bitch about is NOT on your property, and nobody gives a shit but you about whether or not the cans are lined up at perfect right angles relative to each other and my house. If you need anything, anything at all, just call the police and I'll do whatever it takes to make it up to you. Even if I also have to sell drugs to finance your insane requests. All I ask in return is for you to shut your pie hole.

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