shut the fuck up already. if i have to read one more post about hipsters on bikes, hipsters yelling out of cars, or hipsters talking loud at the movies, i'm gonna fuckin lose it. guess what: if you are reading the online version of the alt alt-weekly in portland, oregon....you're a fucking hipster! i'm a fucking hipster. we're all fucking hipsters. if you don't like hipsters, buy an suv and move to the couv. Otherwise, shut the fuck up about hipsters, and keep the complaints to assholes, racists, dogs off leash, and people who work at new seasons.
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