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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Oh for Christ’s sake, Nike douchebag

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Aug 18, 2011 at 6:10 PM

When you take your new Indian friend to an Indian buffet for lunch (which is kind of weird to begin with, especially since he says he would have preferred Thai or Mexican), it's not okay to pray loudly to Jesus, thanking him for "this community" among other things. I'm pretty sure you're narrow God didn't have anything to do with the Hindus and Sikhs and Muslims who were enjoying their lunch before you started conspicuously prostrating yourself to Jesus.

Amen.

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