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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Take it up with Exxon or BP

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Aug 23, 2011 at 6:41 PM

We can all agree that pumping gas at a service station (my temporary profession for a couple years now) is a job at the bottom of the social pecking order. I know this because the pay is lousy, I'm treated poorly by my bosses as well as my customers, and getting a date is impossible once I tell them I'm a pump jockey.

That's why you assholes who drive up all-day long and complain about how I'M stealing your money because I'M the one raising the gas prices really get under my skin. Do you ignorant fuckers really think the profits are going into my wallet? Do you really think that I choose to charge 0.03 more a gallon just to exploit your downtown commute? Do you really think that I'm the one forcing you to drive your god damn gas hog in the first place?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, please feel free to come by and take umbrage personally. I'll listen to your rant (I do it all day anyhow!), but be prepared for the consequences. Those who can't sink any lower tend to become desperate and lash out with unforeseen circumstances.

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