Dear recent I, Anon authors, is your life really that mundane and trite that you need to spew such angry rhetoric about the most boring uneventful shit to hit the area since Mt. St. Helens erupted? In the past several months the blue ribbon complain-fest winners have done nothing but poo-poo vandalism, petty theft and general delinquency. No matter how much you spew about your disapproval of local misdemeanors, it's not going to stop. It reads as if you're just one of millions of passive-aggressive Northwest cowards hiding behind a newspaper. Grow the gonads to say what you mean to who REALLY needs to hear it or go forever unheard except by those looking for a genuine laugh in rant format and finding the blather of half-liberal, incredibly irritable hypochondriacs.
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