To to the fucker who went around SE Portland last Tuesday night smashing in car windshields for fun, remember this your karma will get you! What was the point of your little rampage? You didn't steal anything, in fact you didn't even do a very god job of smashing the windshield. I had to finish your work for you. Next time you decide to commit pointless (and expensive) acts of vandalism don't take out your rage on a 20 year old car, the parts are expensive and hard to replace, you little piece of shit. Next time you feel the urge to destroy something why don't you go pound your head against a wall for a little while, i'd be much happier that way! And don't come around my neighborhood anymore i will be waiting with a baseball bat!
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