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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Bicyclists Beware

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Sep 3, 2011 at 4:14 PM

Dear bike supremacists who blow stop signs when I, a humble pedestrian, have the right of way: The next time you do this I’m going to do everything within my power to knock you off your bike. Then I am going to stomp every one of your ribs, and then I’m going to stomp every one of your spokes. I will also rob you if time permits.

This isn’t a threat. I promise I will do this.

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