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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Flaky Friend in Medford

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Sep 3, 2011 at 4:00 PM

You said that you would store my things while I went on a drug and hot-sex fueled trip to Europe. Now I have returned several months early and trying to get my things back is like trying to have decent sex with your boyfriend—not worth the effort. I drove to Medford and returned to Portland empty-handed. If I don't get my things from you by the end of next week plan on being served court papers and a swift kick in the crotch. From me to you.

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