10. Be consistent
9. Try not to be high every day
8. Don't complain about how other people are making your life hard.
7. Do something about it if you feel like your life is hard.
6. Offer to pay, or take me out. Once a month is fine, even for a cup of coffee or my soap at the grocery store.
5. I don't want to have to hear a reference to how I fuck you from your friend or roommate.
4. Especially when it lasts for just a few minutes, once a day if I'm lucky.
3. Take real care of yourself
2. Stop being lazy and saying that your old when you're only 30. You've got a good 35 years more to go before you can say that.
1. Get off your god damn cell phone and be in the world with the rest of us.