I'm a door guy at a local bar. You just stole my helmet. It's covered in stickers that are hilarious. Not dumb words, but like pictures of dudes on tandem bikes. Seriously? Who steals a helmet? That's kind of like stealing books from a library. I mean, great. I guess you needed a helmet. That's safe of you. I like to be safe too, by wearing that helmet of mine you stole. I've got backups, so don't worry. What I would worry about, is my reaction if I see you wearing it. I'm pretty nice, but I think I'd be mad. It's pretty unique. So, I'd like to offer you a beer. Please return it to my work. I'll happily buy you a beer in exchange for my helmet.
I, Would Like My Helmet Back.
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