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Monday, September 5, 2011

PDX Pedestrians, I Fucking Hate You

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 6:49 PM

Not all of you. Just those that can't be bothered to walk a half-block to use a cross walk and instead cross on a busy street in a bad spot and look at me cross eyed when I honk. Fuck you bitch. Fuck your friend and your dog too. I know you're new here and can't believe someone in this liberal utopia would be offended enough to honk and hold you accountable. Look, there's a cross walk a block down. Use it. You'll still to get to New Seasons with plenty of time to buy organic, fair-trade, free-range bullshit. Something you might not know about Oregon is the laws are quite generous to a first time offender; a non-drunk driver who happens to plow through a hipster and her dog, on accident of course. I lose a license, for a year or two. You lose your life. Fair trade? That goes double for bikers who bike on busy streets when there's a bike lane two streets over. Use a bike lane, a helmet and lights. Then maybe I'd feel bad when I saw a ghost bike.

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