TO THE "PUSH-PUSH-GO!!!" SKATER WHO "BUZZED" MY ASS ON SUN. SEPT 19 AT APPROX 5:33 A.M.: There was space for about six, maybe seven people walking abreast on that bridge's sidewalk — no-one around — and STILL you had to make a point of narrowly missing me, so that I felt the breeze of your amateur-hour, "Dogtown" wanna-be ass cruising right by me? You SUCK because: (1) you're not even trying to be good at what you do; (2) you fail to realize that you're going to keep "upping the ante" in misdirected ways such as this, if you continue "skating" w/o improving your chops at a skate-park, abandoned factory, or similar non-pedestrian-but-demanding-area; and (3) putting other people at risk for physical harm — however, um, "minor" YOU may deem it to be — opens the door to certain "interactions" which may ensue. TO WIT: I actually followed your (I'm presuming) NON-ex-military ass up the drive to the garage for your apt. building . . . but, of course, you had sailed inside and already made the elevator — eluding me & making me risk becoming a trespasser, to boot. Don't worry though, bitch, you won't get a second chance . . .
Human Simulacrum = Copy With No Originality Left
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