This Week in the Mercury

Savage Love


Savage Love

Making a Move

Expect the Unexpected


Expect the Unexpected

David Mitchell Returns to Form—Sort Of!

Saturday, September 17, 2011

How Long Have You Been in Portland?

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Sep 17, 2011 at 12:35 AM

All yall. How long have you been too fucking cool to be cool? What happened? I know. Somebody thought you were hip and had it going on with style, edge, and a shit load of resistance...right? Game over and you knew the score instantly, didn't you? As soon as you were mentioned in the conversation of "cool" you were done. What a sad dilemma you endure, trying to create, inspire, and carve a line in the cultural edge of a city like Portland. You're so worried about being "too hip" and "cliche" that you HAVE to hate. Who eats at 'yada yada'? Who bikes with "blah, blah, blah"? Who works for 'sucky sucky'? Get out of this scene before it's too late. But, Where do you go after Portland?,... Not to be cool, but to be your fucking dirty awesome self. Don't tell anyone where you're going, cuz "they" will come for you and "lather, rinse, repeat" and you'll be in the same situation. The coolest dude you know

Comments (23)

Showing 1-23 of 23

Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-23 of 23

Comments are closed.

Most Commented on I, Anonymous

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy