Hello average Oregonian,
Why are you carrying $100 dollar bills in your wallet/purse?
Are you asking for them at the bank so you can flash them to impress? Are you really a drug dealer? Did you get it at the casino? What the hell? They are a pain in the ass. I work at a busy restaurant where a server may have to take 10 to 12 tables (and sometimes more) at a time. A $100 dollar bill can bring a server to a screeching halt. Meanwhile some of the other tables will inevitably need help and will then complain to some website like yelp.com about how slow the service is. They do not impress anyone. Where are you getting them? Why do you have them? Last week we got 15 of them. WTF?
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