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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Paranoid Pedestrian

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 1:18 PM

Pedestrian, please have more faith in your ability to dodge large objects moving at very, very slow speeds. You may be surprised to learn that in my ten years driving I haven't hit a single pedestrian, not one! I'm pretty capable of paying attention to what's right in front of me. By the time you yelled at me, "Do you see me?!" I had already come to a stop well outside the cross walk. So, yes, I saw you, and the red light, and the cross traffic, and the guy walking his dog on the other side of the street, and the car behind me in my mirror, etc...

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