I have seen your blue meth-abago parked around Sunnyside/Laurelhurst for years now. Never really cared until last week, as it slowly rolled down 43rd, weaving back and forth across the road. As it neared, I saw a woman driving, screaming and terrified as you sat shotgun, jabbing her in the face. To the woman- sorry I didnt call the cops, I was afraid it would make things worse for you. To the man, watch your back. I am going to catch you slipping and knock you out and sever both your achillies tendons. Get the fuck out of my neighborhood.
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