If you really do not want to pick up dog shit then do not take your dog in public or better yet do not get a dog. I am sick and tired of stepping in your dogs mess while I am walking my dogs. This is my warning to you. Next time I see you walk away after your dog has taken a dump I am going to walk up and knock you out with out warning. Then I am going to place your face right in your dogs shit. This way there will be no confusion as to why you were hit when you wake up.
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