And not because I'm in love. Look, I'm a reasonably nice person who fears hurting people's feelings. Especially if they have the crazy. Because lord knows I have the crazy.

But do you know what the difference between you and me is? I try and at least get along in society. I try and recognize body language, tone of voice, eyes to know when I'm making people uncomfortable. I'm still a totally maladapted geek, but fuck do I try.

But you have creeped out each and every one of my female friends. Yes, we know if we wear t-shirts with words on the boobs the boobs will get looked at. But there's no need to stare at it for 5 goddamned minutes. Especially when I know you can read. And personal space, Jesus. This is my personal space, this is your personal space.

For the love of fucking god just try and adapt because you're making people feel uncomfortable. And frankly, you're going to end up friendless because no one wants to be around a creeper. When every single one of my female friends say they don't want to be around you, I have to start making choices. And guess what? You're on the chopping block, not them.