I totally agree with the ideals and opinions of the Occupiers all over our country. But I've been training for almost a year to run the Portland Marathon and I'm completely freaking out that some ignorant jackass is going to cause some kind of obstructionist riot and completely ruin it for me and the other 13,999 runners. Running is how we deal with the stress of living in an oppressive corporate state and marathon day is our Woodstock. Please don’t fuck it up! We’re the 99% too.
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