This is a rant. I am going to say fuck. More than once. I am going to complain about you people out there. You people of fuck. I am going to feel dominant and tough. I am going to say, anonymously, that I almost kicked your ass. Almost. It was really close. So close, I ran to my nearest laptop and typed furiously. Fucking furiously. There is no way I can rant about beauty or love or family or God. That shit is fuck. You people will be almost ass kicked. By me. My sarcasm will win your hearts. Your stupid fuck hearts. Your stupid fuck souls. This is my voice. This is our voice. Fuck you.
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