Have a Nice Day

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1
mmmmmm. Nope. This one sucks too.
2
"They all have tiny little assholes! It's horrible! Horrible!"
—"Joyce" in Charles Bukowski's POST OFFICE
3
Gee whiz.. Fuck you too, have a nice day.
4
Yeah, I keep forgetting that Portland is the only place where shopkeepers employ the phrase "have a nice day." Idiot.
5
It actually turns out Portland isn't a penal colony. You can leave anytime.
6
I suppose the whole "killing with kindness" thing is over this person's head.
7
Damn that Todd Mecklem, stealing my quote before I get a chance to write it...
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HAVE A NICE DAY!
9
Portlanders are rank amateurs when it comes to the polite "fuck you." We could learn a lot from genteel Southern ladies.

Also, the canvassers act that way in every city. It's not just a Portland thing.
10
Have a nice day!! I can truly say- this statement was made with absolutely no fear.
11
I have a feeling that hearing "go fuck yourself" when someone says "have a nice day" is clearly indicative of a serious mental illness. You should probably consult a psychiatrist.