Look, homeless people, there are places all over the fucking city where you can wash your skanky ass. Showers feel good, they clean you. Imagine that! Clean! And then won't stink up public transportation with your vile combination of hooch, sweat, dick cheese and vomit.

The reason the smell is so offensive? It means you fucking carry disease. You know for the longest time scientists thought that's how diseases were transmitted? It's the most obvious thing, something that smells of bacteria is bad fucking news.

So clean your vile stinking ass up so the rest of us don't feel like we need to vomit when we get near you. You fucking plague bearers.