If I have to see another person in public shove a fucking burrito into their mouths, I'm going to lose it. Or, those of you who insist on cramming a handful of french fries into your yappers, you fucking disgust me. Did your parents not teach you manners? Do you eat like this at home? Jesus fucking Christ! Go home and stuff your fucking face for once, not everyone wants to see you gorge yourself in public. And while you're there, put on a fucking shirt for once.
The World is Not Your Dining Room
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