Take away those little tip boxes, goddamn it. I'm not going to tip your sorry ass for brewing a little bit of espresso and throwing in some hot water. It's not like making a coffee is hard.
Want to know what's hard? What bartenders and waitresses do. Not you. You get minimum wage. If you work at Starbucks you get decent health insurance. Stop scowling at me if I don't through a dollar into your pathetic little tip box and just give me my coffee.
With less attitude. Fuck.
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