Bike Theft Customer Service Report

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1
Shut the fuck up and get your parents in Wisconsin to send you some money already.
2
This needed some editing. Don't post the first draft of your rant. Edit. Tighten. Sharpen. Then plunge in that dagger.
3
NEXT TIME, BUY A BIKE LOCK. ALSO, BIKES ARE DUMB AND YOU'RE DUMB FOR RIDING A BIKE. GET A REAL JOB, LOSER.
4
Wow. Some love here today. Out of curiosity what kind of a lock were you using? Or were you?
5
That sucks, sorry to hear it. When I first moved to Portland, I had no idea the level of bike theft. I was using a simple coil lock. The first time I took my bike out in Portland- went to Powells Books at mid day and locked it up out front. As you probably guessed, they cut that cable lock and took my bike. I learned the hard way and now I use nothing but a bad ass U lock...
6
Poor Smirk. :(
7
You know, every time - EVERY TIME- someone has an IA posted here ranting (understandably so) about how their bike or something else was stolen from them by some cowardly thieving piece of shit, there's ALWAYS a handful of shitheads ready to make all sorts of snide, snotty, shitty comments. What fucking gives?

It's pretty much like, the criminal is protected by anonymity, b/c ofcourse noone knows who the fuck he/she is. But the moment the crime victim says something about it, they get even MORE cowards talking shit over the internet.
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Sounds like OP has learned a valuable lesson: if replacing something worth a couple hundred bucks threatens to destroy your entire life...then yes, I think you need to get a better job.
9
Graham, being a jizz mopper isn't a good job either. Unless of course you enjoy cleaning up other men's cum, which you probably do, cum licker.