Kung Fu Panda Hat

Comments

1
Damn. It was just about to get good, or at least somewhat comprehensible. FUCK YOU EXCEEDABLE WORD LIMIT!
2
"watching America's favorite pastime"

Would that be porn or trash TV?
3
What I mean is, you are...iridescent? Iron-jawed? Irrefragable?

Now we'll never know.
4
Todd, I assumed that was "you are ira levin". Levin wrote Rosemary's Baby so I think this particular "Anonymous" was making some sort of comment on the woman being a creator of a horrifying situation. But as you say, we'll never know.
5
@Eric: I think you may be right, but there's also a chance it was "you are iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad." I know this mystery is going to torment me while I try to get to sleep tonight. But no matter, something always does.
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Todd might be right. That sounds a lot like ahmadinejad's MO to me, or possibly ira glass's.
7
irritable bowel syndromed.
8
See, now this is why I don't ever go to warehouse parties anymore. People are always going on about your panda hats.
9
Drink a six-pack of Bud real fast and read this I,A again. See how it all makes sense now?