Dude with the ho tattoo. It`s cool that you come and hang out and drum a bit, then wonder around and leave. But men, do you really have to bang every day in our drum circle and then DANCE? I don't know if you're aware, but the skins of the drums require maintenance, everyone who drums in our rented space is paying, so should you! Besides, we are playing very complex rhythms, which you record, learn while playing, and then you bring them over to your house. What's up with that? You shouldn't be allowed in here anymore, and someone should send you the bill for all the classes you've received because like a parasite you have absorbed and given nothing back. You're like a parasite that's not wanted in any way. There`s no symbiotic interaction with you, you`re like Malaria!
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