Y'all know about body language, yes? If you want to act like the baddest motherfuckers on two feet when the cops close in, have the goddam courage of your convictions when you actually collide. The whole spittle-flying, righteous indignation act loses steam and sincerity when at first physical contact you buckle like you're looking for a foul call. Just saying.
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