Dining Out for Dummies

Comments

1
So the name of your restaurant is "Simple Things, Pain in the Ass Things"? Catchy!
2
Here's a tip for arrogant a-holes with restaurants: Why don't you put those menus a few feet away from the counter? Then polite people won't have to reach around people -- though that could be pleasant -- or wait till they're at the counter to grab a menu. Talk about something simple almost no restaurant has ever thought to do.
3
The scourge of breeders, making life miserable for the REST of us!
4
You should hire the bartender who hates to take plastic. He would fit in well at your place!