Dining Out for Dummies


So the name of your restaurant is "Simple Things, Pain in the Ass Things"? Catchy!
Here's a tip for arrogant a-holes with restaurants: Why don't you put those menus a few feet away from the counter? Then polite people won't have to reach around people -- though that could be pleasant -- or wait till they're at the counter to grab a menu. Talk about something simple almost no restaurant has ever thought to do.
The scourge of breeders, making life miserable for the REST of us!
You should hire the bartender who hates to take plastic. He would fit in well at your place!