Think City Hall Can Cut Its Way out of a Street Fee? That Depends on How Deep You Want to Cut.
On 11-14-2011 I saw you at a certain store in the Bridgeport area when you came through my line (for professional reasons I'll withhold the name). You had brown shoulder length hair and wore earth colored clothes. I asked what you were up to and you said "Crock potting and home remodeling." You forgot your book and I ran it out to you. I thought of doing an I Saw You, but those usually translate into "I'm a complete and total loser trying to get laid," and that's not the case. I just want you to know you made my heart skip a few beats. I'm sure a girl like you is in a relationship, and if so, I hope that person knows how special you are and treats you with respect. Anyway, I was so taken by you I couldn't think of anything else for days. If you ever feel like having a extra friend, I'm sure you can figure out how to find me. I hope that doesn't sound creepy. And because this is an I Anonymous, I guess I should bitch about something... but I just can't think of anything. Oh, um, hipsters suck!
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