To the incompetent drivers in the Milwaukie/11th + Powell intersection: I don't have an extra 15 minutes to wait behind you in the left turn lane every day. You're the moron who stops 10 feet behind the line and doesn't realize the light is connected to sensors. This causes a huge backup while your dumb ass waits around, scratching your head, confused as to why the arrow hasn't lit green yet. Meanwhile, everyone behind you inches forward. Some (I) may even honk in hopes your sorry ass moves up to the fucking line so the light knows to turn green. Here's an idea: take a fucking bus! You obviously don't know what the hell you're doing behind the wheel, and nobody wants you driving anyway.
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