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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Keep Your Fucking Dog on a Leash

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 7:27 PM

Dear dog loving friends, your dog is really really cute. I particularly like it when when I'm cycling in one fine parks (Forest park, Mt tabor) and you've decided that it's totally ok to let your Goddamn dog run around like it's a fucking dog park. Don't get me wrong, I love when your beloved pet thinks that it would be a great idea to try to eat my calf for lunch. There are shit tons of off leash areas in portland, fucking use them. I won't ride in them promise, and keep your fucking dog on a leash so I and the rest Portland can enjoy the parks without fear

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