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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Yoga Panting

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Dec 11, 2011 at 6:53 PM

Oh sweet Jesus, you wore them again today. The way they cling to your sweet booty, and kinda go up the crack a lil bit, so hot. And as you walk, it appears as though your butt is chewing some tasty bubblegum. Damn!
But I really dig it on the days you wear the thong thingy underneath so your mound gets the full attention it deserves, looking like a tender puff of mauve colored cotton candy.
And when you bend over it looks as though angels placed a bivalve on a soft pillow. Yummers.
Every move you make creates a wondrous jiggle that will forever provide me with masturbatory fodder beyond my dreams.

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